No deposit car insurance
can do strange things ...
Do you remember when I told you about my trip to the zoo,
when I fell in the lionís cage and the big cats became my
best friends? That was a long time ago, but I thought you
might be interested to hear about my recent trip to the
aquarium. I went on a Tuesday in December. I purchased a
copy of no deposit car insurance before I left. I remember
it was cold outside and the trainers that usually perform
tricks with the seals were bundled up in fur coats and
wouldnít perform their normal acts. They said they would
perform again if it warmed up. Since it was snowing at the
time, I knew I would never see the seals balance the big red
ball on their nose, like they usually do. I pulled out my
copy of no deposit car insurance and then put it back in my
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I wandered through the grounds and
stopped to look at each display. I saw a dozen penguins
stand perfectly still as I threw frozen sardines in their
direction. It must have been too cold to eat. I also watched
the dolphins play in their tanks and the stingrays cruise in
a shallow pool. I bought a rubber shark and put it in my
As I passed the exit on my way to the walrus pool, I noticed
all the employees were going home and the last one locked
the gate behind him. I guessed I would be spending the night
at the aquarium. I knew I had all the fish I could eat and
if I got real hungry, I could always make a penguin-burger.
Penguin burgers arenít that bad: they taste like chicken.
Chicken of the Sea. I reached for my copy of no deposit car
insurance, realized I didnít need it and put it back in my
As the sun set behind the cloudy horizon, the temperature
really dropped fast. I had to skin a seal to make a jacket
and I rubbed its blubber over my face for warmth. The warm
blubber felt good against my face, so I rubbed it over my
entire body. It smelled a little, but acted like a
protective layer against the cold. Unfortunately, the sealís
mate also smelled the blubber and mistook me for his wife.
The seal ushered me back to ďourĒ den for the night. I canít
tell you what happened, but it was terrible and I canít get
it out of my mind. The next day, when the trainers returned
to work, they lured the seal away from me long enough to
make a quick escape. I was free again.
After I went home and washed the blubber off my body and
changed clothes, I went out for a bite to eat. As I was
eating, your brother stopped at my table and introduced
himself. I showed him my no deposit car insurance and then
put it back in my pocket.